Sweeper knocked out by Heneiken
Regular DHSFC sweeper, Loh Kee Huat was surprisingly absent from the
team’s last friendly against GAFFC. Stand-in captain, Ang Kim Hwa was informed
at 2am by Loh that he would be unable to make it for the game. When asked for
the reason for absence, Loh replied with a feeble sms “I’ m dru n k. Sry…” Disciplinary
action will be taken against him and is likely to include a punishing
combination of fried eggs and no shitting before matches. Loh will also be
forced to attend extra drinking sessions with Manager Kahfer and his right-wing
man Cheney.
June 5th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
News Flash from #$%^&^#%#$….
Based on reliable sources, regular sweeper Loh kee Huat is remorseful over his drunken ways and has sworn to improve his drinking capacity so as not to miss more matches..He is also worried about being benced in the upcoming matches and is currently lobbying against kahfa’s and aah pui’s decision to bench him…will we see him this sunday remains a mystery…will he be benced or will he even turn up at all…watch this all in upcong reports…
Watch this space…